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RE: Confession (much needed for some members on here!) lol - bobek - 10-01-2011 17:41
(10-01-2011 17:37 )lindor Wrote: BTW, I once stole a porn mag worth £4.95 from a newsagent's when the proprietor went to the back of the shop but felt so consumed with guilt that the next day I posted her an apologetic letter with an enclosed fiver.
Just goes to prove that crime really doesn't pay
It did for the newsagent, she owes you 5p.
RE: Confession (much needed for some members on here!) lol - Trickster - 21-01-2011 02:02
Use to love playing pranks on the teachers at School ... Then letting someone else take the blame
... Not much of a confession a know but it was the only thing that kept me at School bk then .... The best one was when i managed to get a load of Dog shit in a bag and put it in this teacher class room ( she was a right cow) It didn't go down well at all went down the usual root of getting the Headteacher and no one was allowed to leave until some one owned up we were there an hour behind after normal hours... This lad got the blame bless him and got Ex spelled as well
RE: Confession (much needed for some members on here!) lol - ledders69 - 21-01-2011 04:39
Confess to putting stones, polystyrene balls and silver bits of foil in my lugholes. Had frequent ear problems when I was younger and got a scar tissue. Other confessions are spinning on chairs that resulted in me going to hospital as I spun on a chair and blood poured onto my vest and turning off escalators using on off buttons. There are many other confessions of which I do not want to go into else I will embarras myself.
RE: Confession (much needed for some members on here!) lol - Colbert Rules - 21-01-2011 05:57
Got caught robbing a chocolate factory during dinner hour at school. All my pals did a Carl Lewis on me and I had to make up a ludicrous story why we stole crates of Cadbury's finest.
RE: Confession (much needed for some members on here!) lol - mr williams - 21-01-2011 17:38
Briefly shared a house many years ago and one of the housemates was a total knob, so the day I moved out I poured some of his Listerine (the brownish/yellow coloured variety) down the bog, refilled the bottle with piss and put it back on his shelf in the bathroom cabinet.
There's an old Klingon saying: "Revenge is a dish best served cold....."
RE: Confession (much needed for some members on here!) lol - sexy scouse - 07-03-2011 06:16
I confess to always, without fail......search then steal any size shape colour, vibrators or dildos irregardless of whose they actually belong to and regardless of whether they're dearly noticed and missed!
I now have a selection of ,last count..... 11-12 dildos, 3 of my own included in that figure.
My most shocking and utimate favourite ones are....
the huge black rubber 'pump-up' dildo, 10" big, when deflated!!!
Best thing is it belonged to my own mother. its definately big enough to miss!
but.....
......my greatest steal ever.....is the absolutely enormous 14" thick rigid black rubber (with vein detail too) dildo i call 'THE BEAST'
it really takes a horny state of mind and some degree of force to work it in.
And.........it belonged to my midget-sized mother-in-law ...........and, no doubt she misses that dildo even to this day-god, her husband will have missed it too its that big-similar size to a donkey's cock! hehe.......
.so-NO....I dont feel anything nevermind guilt not when its in use.....! lol
RE: Confession (much needed for some members on here!) lol - The Narcissist - 07-03-2011 06:54
(05-12-2010 17:36 )gazfc Wrote:(05-12-2010 14:25 )astonv1 Wrote: I regularly watch (and enjoy) Gossip Girl
On that note I watch
The Hills
The City
One Tree Hill
Glee
I enjoy them also
I watch the new 90210 series and i used to watch Desperate Housewives
RE: Confession (much needed for some members on here!) lol - The Narcissist - 07-03-2011 06:55
I confess, I'm highly Narcissistic
RE: Confession (much needed for some members on here!) lol - iamthatjack - 14-07-2011 18:29
I've had sex with more prostitutes than genuine shags
RE: Confession (much needed for some members on here!) lol - supermario1983 - 25-08-2011 23:08
i confess that one time i spent £1,500 a month on pornsites