Shiny Helmet Wrote:

A Spider Monkey Wrote:Something has just occured to me. Who took the photo?

Why don't you e-mail him and ask

A Spider Monkey Wrote:Because he might think I'm his friend and write me a poem.

Shiny Helmet Wrote:Bonkers aka Raving Lunatic

Standing half nude whilst watching channel 960 or 962
Could well be having a five knuckle shuffle me thinks.

Shiny Helmet Wrote:

A Spider Monkey Wrote:Because he might think I'm his friend and write me a poem.

Yeah didn't think of that, maybe we'll leave him to his own devices.

phallusfungus Wrote:the pic in this post nearly earned him a negative rep i didn't include it when copying his post on the grounds of taste!

shiny, did you consider using that photo as a reply to april?

Shiny Helmet Wrote:

phallusfungus Wrote:the pic in this post nearly earned him a negative rep i didn't include it when copying his post on the grounds of taste!

shiny, did you consider using that photo as a reply to april?

I have removed the post, i agree it was a bit much to stomach!
As for the photo it has only just come to light.

tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:

phallusfungus Wrote:well, now that tw at's gone and penned a poem about kylie: http://www.howcute.com/profiles/blogs/kylie-tyler-poem

"Kylie

With beauty that is beyond compeer
Your deep looks you long blonde hair
When I look into your eyes
I see the sparkle like the stars in the sky
Even though you’re new to me
I feel like a newborn seed
When the wind blows through your hair
It gleams like the twilights stream
For even though there’s distance between
I feel you near me every day I see
Our Hearts beat Our Souls filled with fire
For you are my one and only desire
For you are a princess of dreams
My one and only fantasy queen
You sparkle and gleam like the sun
You are my jewel in the crown "

a complete fucking plank

The sentiment is creepy, the cadence is more wrong than hiring Gary Glitter as a babysitter and the construction sucks more arse than a Soho rent boy! I honestly think a few of us should sign up to howcute and encourage him. We could be looking at the new William Topaz McGonagall

vostok 1 Wrote:

tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:

phallusfungus Wrote:well, now that tw at's gone and penned a poem about kylie: http://www.howcute.com/profiles/blogs/kylie-tyler-poem

"Kylie

With beauty that is beyond compeer
Your deep looks you long blonde hair
When I look into your eyes
I see the sparkle like the stars in the sky
Even though you’re new to me
I feel like a newborn seed
When the wind blows through your hair
It gleams like the twilights stream
For even though there’s distance between
I feel you near me every day I see
Our Hearts beat Our Souls filled with fire
For you are my one and only desire
For you are a princess of dreams
My one and only fantasy queen
You sparkle and gleam like the sun
You are my jewel in the crown "

a complete fucking plank

The sentiment is creepy, the cadence is more wrong than hiring Gary Glitter as a babysitter and the construction sucks more arse than a Soho rent boy! I honestly think a few of us should sign up to howcute and encourage him. We could be looking at the new William Topaz McGonagall

tmfkamr-gummidge: If you think that was creepy, then tell us what you think of bonkers' apprentice in this video:
[url]http://www.candycrib.com/Video/197664/lil-video-of-me/url]

(You may need to get your mind bleached after watching.)

phallusfungus Wrote:How long before someone asks me to delete the photo from this post?