RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 26-10-2009 19:40
I went to Jamaica once in the holiday season, I met this bloke in the changing room who was supposed to be my swimming instructor.
Things were going well until I accidentally saw his penis, I told him "Hey, I accidentally saw your prick, is that okay?"
He said "No worries man, this is Jamaica." Hearing that from him gave me a huge sigh of relief, so I decided to go with it and asked him.
"So I noticed you have a tattoo on your dick saying W and Y. I have one too. You see, when I get a boner my tattoo grows and says Wendy."
"Really?" He asked.
"Yeah" I replied proudly, "do you have a girlfriend named Wendy too?" I asked
"No man, my tattoo says - Welcome To Jamaica; Have a Nice Day
RE: Jokes - Charlemagne - 26-10-2009 19:44
I'm my bosses sex adviser.
He once told me, "Charlemagne, when I want you F......ING advise I will ask for it!"
RE: Jokes - dopey1 - 26-10-2009 20:50
What gets longer when pulled, fits neatly between a women's breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
(scroll down)
A seat belt, you dirty bastard!
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 26-10-2009 21:03
What came first, internet porn or 'clear all search history?'
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 26-10-2009 23:17
Going to the pub and having a coke is like going to Amsterdam and having a wank.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 27-10-2009 15:17
I don't think I've ever had the urge to play poker just before I have a wank, so please partypoker.com,
Fuck off.
Lol
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 27-10-2009 16:29
Just taken a handful of laxatives and smoked some weed.
For shits and giggles.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 27-10-2009 16:36
My girlfriend dumped me the other day after complaining that i was "an immature cunt"
To be fair "you are what you eat" wasn't the most appropriate response
RE: Jokes - black knight - 27-10-2009 17:36
lol buddy well liked your last one
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 27-10-2009 17:44
(27-10-2009 17:36 )85stevewest Wrote: lol buddy well liked your last one
I thought it was a peach myself, lol
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