RE: Jokes - HEX!T - 28-10-2009 12:33
thanx guys you made me laugh coffe out me nose... well most of em...
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 28-10-2009 13:46
Mariaaaaa<3 is online.
Jonny: Hey there! You alright? ( :
Mariaaaaa<3 is offline.
Story of my life.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 28-10-2009 13:48
My hands trembled as I dialled. A womans voice answered.
"I..I...think I've done something terrible. I...I...think I've killed my wife" I stammered.
"Sir, with all due respect. This is hotpoint" Came the reply
"I know. How the fuck do I use the washing machine?"
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 28-10-2009 13:52
You know you wank too much when, after sex, you instinctively go to wash your hands
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 28-10-2009 15:01
my mum just made me clean out the hairs out of the bathroom plug
my god it felt like i was fingering susan boyle.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 28-10-2009 15:03
In this day and age you can never be too sure about people suing you.
I write 'may contain nuts' on my boxers just to stay on the safe side.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 28-10-2009 16:46
They say that fat girls try harder, not in the gym they don't.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 28-10-2009 16:47
My girlfriend is always saying that she can't wait for the day I go down on one knee.
I can't wait till the day she goes down on two.
RE: Jokes - 654321 - 28-10-2009 16:49
Aussie skipper Ponting is said to be Indian fast bowler Ishant Sharma's bunny. Here's a joke about this situation...
Ishant Sharma admits Ponting is faster and quicker than him: "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest.", he says. "I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up."
RE: Jokes - 654321 - 28-10-2009 16:55
If all Brides are beautiful, where the fuck do ugly wives come from?
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