RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 06-10-2014 23:55
RE: Jokes - supermario1983 - 07-10-2014 00:12
A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."
RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 14-10-2014 11:20
RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 16-10-2014 13:57
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 19-10-2014 19:34
Two prisoneers were waiting to be executed. The warden asked if there were any last request.
Prisoneer #1 says,"I want to hear the song La Vita Loca by Ricky Martin played over the intercom as I am being executed. The warden replied "I shall do that". The warden turned to prisoneer #2 and asked. "what would be your last request?" Prisoneer #2 replied, "Could I be executed FIRST?"
RE: Jokes - hoggys2much - 28-10-2014 07:09
An old man and an old woman were at the doctors.
The Doctor goes to the old man "I require a urine sample, a stool sample and a blood sample".
Now the old man who is a bit deaf turns to his wife and says "What did the Doctor just say"?
And the old woman replies "He has just asked for your underpants"!
RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 30-10-2014 16:51
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 04-11-2014 00:04
There's a part of me that likes the fact that smoking can also be known as "sucking off a fag"
RE: Jokes - flackman - 04-11-2014 21:04
Adam & Eve - the first people not to read the Apple terms & conditions
RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 06-11-2014 01:41
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
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