RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 31-12-2014 18:05
New Year's Day Jokes 
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RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 02-01-2015 17:44
RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 06-01-2015 13:07
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A. About two - if they're thinly sliced.
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Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.
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Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 09-01-2015 11:23
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RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 21-01-2015 12:11
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 02-02-2015 15:45
A little boy named Charlie complains to his teacher, "I'm too smart for 1st grade!". The teacher then goes to the principal with Charlie. The principle first asks some questions:
3 x 3? 9
6 x 3? 18
6 squared? 36
The principal is impressed by Charlie's intelligence, and allows him to be in the 3rd grade. The teacher responds "HOLD THE DAMN PHONE!" and asks Charlie some questions.
What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2?
Harry then says 'Legs'
What is in your pants that is not in mine?
'pockets'
What does a dog do that a man steps into?
'pants'
What goes in hard and comes out soft?
'bubble gum' (SHAME ON YOU!)
What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on 3 legs?
'shake hands'
What word starts with F, has a U and C in it, and ends with a K that means heat and excitement?
'firetruck' (SHAME ON YOU!)
The Principal then says "F*ck that, he can go to 5th grade, since I got the last 7 questions wrong.
(SHAME ON YOU!)
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-02-2015 00:55
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