RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 10-03-2015 23:32
Since putting on a bit of weight I have found dancing very depressing, when I asked my doctor what was the matter with me he said I was suffering from moob swings.
RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 12-03-2015 14:03
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 12-03-2015 14:54
Elephant says to the camel " why have you got boobs on your back ? "
" That's a pretty daft question to ask when you have a cock on your face" replies the camel.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 17-03-2015 23:34
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 18-03-2015 10:05
Jimmy's teacher asks him why he has taken his cat to school.
When I woke up this morning I heard my dad say to mum " I am going to eat that pussy when Jimmy has gone to school" replies Jimmy.
RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 30-03-2015 16:11
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-04-2015 15:23
A glue lorry has shed it's load on the M6. Near Watford. Please stick to the outside lane.
RE: Jokes - mikedafc - 12-04-2015 14:54
my friend went to the doc with pain in the the top of the arm and every time he moved it he heard Let It Go
Turns out he has a Frozen shoulder
RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 14-04-2015 11:31
RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 04-05-2015 01:36
Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
So he could see her crack!
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"
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A drunk staggers out of a bar and lets go of a loud belch just as a couple are walking in the door. The man yells at the drunk, "How dare you belch before this woman!" The drunk says, "I'm sorry! I didn't know she wanted to go first."
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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