RE: Jokes - rpj316 - 16-01-2017 14:17
There was a knock at my door the other day so I answered it.A six foot beetle called me a fat twat and punched me in the face.
Apparently there's a nasty bug going around!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 25-01-2017 23:00
Me to Dr: I’ve hurt my penis in a surfing accident Dr: Did you fall off your board Me: No I slammed my laptop shut when the wife walked in
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 02-02-2017 18:54
I got fried form my job as a poorf redaer, I wasn't not god at it
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-02-2017 00:38
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-02-2017 00:47
You know that tingly sensation you get when you like somebody? That's common sense leaving your body.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-02-2017 00:50
Little girl gets lost in asda. Security guard asks her 'what's your mum like?' Little girl replies 'Big cocks and vodka'
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-02-2017 00:54
Breaking news.. Donald Trump has announced that he’s going to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-02-2017 12:54
Man goes to the doctors with a lettuce sticking out of his bum.
"Tell me Doc is it serious?"
Well sir this is just the tip of the iceberg.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-02-2017 15:00
Just won my first cage fight.....Budgie didn't know what hit it!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-02-2017 15:10
I had my birthday last week so my wife bought me one of those exercise smart watches. So far I've wanked 15 miles.
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