RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-04-2017 16:42
Mary had a little pig, she kept it full and fat.
When the price of pork went up, she shot the little twat!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-04-2017 16:44
They say there is a person capable of murder in every friend group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-04-2017 10:51
I'm not saying my missus is a little bit slutty but...
The last time she was in AnnSummers, she tried to buy the fire extinguisher!
RE: Jokes - lovebabes56 - 04-04-2017 17:36
I was going to tell you the joke about the broken pencil, but it's pointless
RE: Jokes - lovebabes56 - 07-04-2017 21:42
A peanut is suing a crisp making factory - claiming it has been a salted
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 07-04-2017 22:04
These days “The Great Train Robbery” is known as “buying a ticket”.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 09-04-2017 21:11
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because Dave put the wrong sock on this morning!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 09-04-2017 21:12
I went to a fetish restaurant last night. I got toed in the hole.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-04-2017 10:35
Marriage is like a hand grenade.. Remove the ring and you'll never see the house again.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-04-2017 10:36
Playing doctors and nurses with the wife last night didn't go well... Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese!
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