RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-04-2017 19:45
Dad, how comes my sister is called Teresa?" "Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter" "Thanks Dad" "No problem Alan"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-04-2017 21:05
I've just been prescribed anti-gloating cream. Can't wait to rub it in!
RE: Jokes - lovebabes56 - 21-04-2017 06:40
Let's have a sequence of your favourite mother in law jokes shall we?
Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your Mother-in-Law?
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, your Mother-in-Law doesn't know the difference.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-04-2017 17:00
Teacher: Can anyone use the word contagious in a sentence?
Billy: My dad has been painting the fences all week, it's taking the cunt ages
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-04-2017 17:02
Just finished my 8th marathon.....or as they´re now called, Snickers.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-04-2017 20:28
My girlfriend just sent me a message saying: “helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative” What does ‘ternative’ mean?
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 23-04-2017 22:30
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
You really shouldn't pry, mate...
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-04-2017 22:38
Played 'guess the condom flavour' with the girlfriend last night She shouted 'Cheese & Onion?' 'Hang on', I said. 'I ain't put one on yet'
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-04-2017 22:40
A sexy bird looked at my beer belly today and sarcasticly asked "Is it Fosters or Stella?" I replied "there's a tap underneath, taste it!"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-04-2017 22:42
The lady next door likes to cover her naked lovers, two at a time, in chocolate and caramel, then lick it off! She's a DominaTwix!!
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