RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-09-2017 19:39
Whilst having sex I suddenly stopped & didn't move.
Wife said 'What are you doing?"
I said I've seen this on PornHub it's called buffering
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-09-2017 20:21
I was in bed last night pulling my boxers off when my girlfriend walked in and said please don't do that to the dogs!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-09-2017 13:04
Wife "Look at that drunk!" Husband "Who is he?" Wife "10 years ago he proposed & I rejected him" Husband "wow, he must still be celebrating"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-09-2017 16:03
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-09-2017 16:08
My girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh...
If I put my ear to it I can smell the sea.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-09-2017 16:11
A lot of women turn into good drivers…
So if you’re a good driver, watch out for women who are turning.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-09-2017 16:14
Good news for insomniacs!
Only 10 sleeps until Christmas!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-09-2017 10:34
Last night I ate a piece of string.
I shit you knot.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 25-09-2017 11:52
How do you weigh a chilli pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 26-09-2017 17:27
I had to divorce my wife because she loved sex in the morning.
Right after I left for work
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