RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 26-09-2017 16:28
My wife came home with a vibrator, started waving it about screaming, "I don't need you now!!"
Guess who had to put the batteries in!
RE: Jokes - Clit Eastwood - 26-09-2017 16:37
(26-09-2017 16:28 )Cheesy Grin Wrote: My wife came home with a vibrator, started waving it about screaming, "I don't need you now!!"
Guess who had to put the batteries in!
The milkman?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-09-2017 11:58
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-09-2017 17:59
You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-09-2017 20:40
How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?
With a pair of Caesars!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-09-2017 19:29
A man tried to sell me a coffin today...
I told him that's the last thing I need.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-10-2017 13:06
My mate's Mrs was dancing on a table
"Good legs"
"Do you really think so?"
"Yes, most other tables would've collapsed under that weight."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 02-10-2017 15:51
If I was a plastic surgeon...
I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-10-2017 11:09
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ''Pint please, and one for the road'
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-10-2017 11:12
My wife has packed her bags and gone!!
Just because of my fetish with touching pasta.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
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