RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-10-2017 19:42
What do you call an Alien who eats too much cheese, egg yolks and animal fat?
An extra-cholesterol.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-10-2017 19:43
I recently watched my wedding video backwards
I love it when I take the ring off her finger, leave the church & go drinking with my friends
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-10-2017 19:35
I caught the wife masturbating during a Rowan Atkinson movie earlier.
She loves a good Bean flick.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-10-2017 19:37
My nephew fell asleep at a house party
I thought it was funny to shave his eyebrows off
But my sister went mad when she looked in his pram
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-10-2017 19:55
My penis is like a toaster.
If the crumpet is too fat it won't pop up!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 07-10-2017 20:57
Scared the postman today by going to the door naked
I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-10-2017 15:26
My mate reckons he always cries after sex.
I thought he was just really emotional!
Then I remembered... he's in prison.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-10-2017 15:27
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia?
She whispered, "They're behind you!"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-10-2017 15:28
A woman walked into a library & asked for a book on euphemisms
The librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-10-2017 15:30
My bum was sore after a curry.
The wife said "ringsting"
I said 'why?, what will he know about it?"
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