RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 26-10-2017 10:59
I’ve developed a taste for fabric conditioner.
My doctor says I’m fine, I’ve just been comfort eating.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 26-10-2017 11:02
A man goes to the doctor with hereditary diarrhoea.
The doctor says "there's no such thing"
The man says "well it's in my jeans"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 26-10-2017 11:05
I went to a vegan restaurant once. Wait no..It was a florist
I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday.
They don't make them like they're going to anymore
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-10-2017 15:34
I found a wallet today, and as a good Christian I thought... 'What would Jesus do?' So I turned it into wine.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-10-2017 15:36
I went into a sex shop today.
I was really shocked to find out how much all my wife's vibrators cost!
She's been sitting on a small fortune!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-10-2017 18:23
My sister in law sat on my glasses and broke them.
I suppose it's my fault really, I should have taken them off first
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 30-10-2017 18:35
I bought my wife some crotchless knickers for Halloween, nothing sexual, just to give her a better grip on her broomstick.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 30-10-2017 22:53
Success is like pregnancy...
Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 31-10-2017 12:28
I'm sure my mate Dave is having an affair with my wife...
He's been proper miserable lately!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 31-10-2017 17:48
Q. What is the problem with twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!
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