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 RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin -  01-11-2017 16:14
 
 A lorry carrying snooker equipment has crashed on the M6.
 The driver is under a rest and the cues are going back for miles.
 
 
 RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin -  03-11-2017 11:27
 
 Who is this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
 
 
 RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin -  03-11-2017 11:28
 
 I called my dad from the shop saying I’d forgotten what orange juice he asked for. “Concentrate” he said, but I still couldn’t remember!
 
 
 RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin -  03-11-2017 11:30
 
 Two lesbians barged into the house & started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath
 I tried to help but I could only knock one out
 
 
 RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin -  03-11-2017 13:11
 
 How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
 
 She fits into your wife's clothes.
 
 
 RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin -  04-11-2017 11:20
 
 Just been to my local hospital and I saw a sign saying ‘Thieves Operate Here.’
 
 Surely it would be safer to leave it to the Surgeons?
 
 
 RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin -  04-11-2017 11:24
 
 Quasimodo goes to the pub and says “Scotch whiskey please” Barman says “Bell’s alright?” Quasi says “Mind your own business.”
 
 
 RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin -  04-11-2017 12:25
 
 My girlfirend got confused and went to see a tree surgeon instead of a plastic surgeon. Mind you, she does have a very nice bush now.
 
 
 RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin -  05-11-2017 12:19
 
 I went to a legless disco last night.
 
 It was crawling with fanny.
 
 
 RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin -  05-11-2017 12:43
 
 My girlfriend is temperamental.
 
 50% temper.
 
 50% mental.
 
 
 
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