RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-11-2017 16:14
A lorry carrying snooker equipment has crashed on the M6.
The driver is under a rest and the cues are going back for miles.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-11-2017 11:27
Who is this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-11-2017 11:28
I called my dad from the shop saying I’d forgotten what orange juice he asked for. “Concentrate” he said, but I still couldn’t remember!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-11-2017 11:30
Two lesbians barged into the house & started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath
I tried to help but I could only knock one out
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-11-2017 13:11
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits into your wife's clothes.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-11-2017 11:20
Just been to my local hospital and I saw a sign saying ‘Thieves Operate Here.’
Surely it would be safer to leave it to the Surgeons?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-11-2017 11:24
Quasimodo goes to the pub and says “Scotch whiskey please” Barman says “Bell’s alright?” Quasi says “Mind your own business.”
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-11-2017 12:25
My girlfirend got confused and went to see a tree surgeon instead of a plastic surgeon. Mind you, she does have a very nice bush now.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-11-2017 12:19
I went to a legless disco last night.
It was crawling with fanny.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-11-2017 12:43
My girlfriend is temperamental.
50% temper.
50% mental.
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