RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 07-03-2018 11:39
The results of a survey out today say 63% of people say manners aren't as good as they used to be.
The other 37% told the researcher to fuck off....
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 11-03-2018 21:21
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-03-2018 22:58
My mate used liquorice as bait when he went fishing.
He caught all sorts!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-03-2018 23:02
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.
We don’t have Oleg to stand on.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 16-03-2018 21:46
A weasel walks into a bar..
The bartender says “Wow I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get ya?”
“Pop” goes the weasel.
RE: Jokes - HEX!T - 17-03-2018 12:21
jeesus lad.. what happened ? did you find an old box of Christmas crackers?
RE: Jokes - HEX!T - 17-03-2018 12:27
(12-12-2017 02:29 )marty1990 Wrote: What does a man with a 2ft cock have for breakfast?
This morning, i had a boiled egg!
eggs?
in that case its a chicken not a cock mate
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 17-03-2018 17:33
I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish.
I can’t stop coming to conclusions.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-03-2018 12:45
I used to date a girl who worked in a brewery and only had one leg.
She was in charge of the hops!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 21-03-2018 12:26
My girlfriend got confused and went to see a tree surgeon instead of a plastic surgeon.
Mind you, she does have a very nice bush now.
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