RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 21-03-2018 12:28
Last night I watched a documentary on a guy who worked sixty hours a week crushing coke cans.
It was soda pressing.
RE: Jokes - HEX!T - 21-03-2018 14:53
MODS WE NEED A FACEPALM EMOJI!....
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-03-2018 21:56
Whats the difference between a ginger fanny & a cricket ball?
If you try really hard..
Really really hard..
You can eat a cricket ball.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 26-03-2018 21:58
When a girl seductively tells you, “You can stick it wherever you want.”
Apparently in her sister is NOT one of the options.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-03-2018 10:21
This morning at work my boss told me to "have a great day"
So I'm going to the pub.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-03-2018 22:44
Just found out my uncle has left me a stately home in his will.
I have no idea where Sod Hall is, I'm just off to Google it now!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-03-2018 22:48
GF 'Love you babe xxx'
Me 'Love you too'
GF 'Would mean a lot if you started putting x's at the end of your text xxx'
Me 'OK Amy, Jane, Holly, Gemma'
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-03-2018 10:00
My dad used to say "Always be up front with everyone".
Great bloke, terrible goalkeeper.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 28-03-2018 21:55
News: 'Boy George's reptile bites 5 people in one day.'
He needs a calmer chameleon.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 30-03-2018 19:57
I went round MC Hammer's house the other day.
It was rubbish!!
He wouldn't let me touch anything.
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