RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 11-05-2018 22:36
I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's!
I'm going to park the car and walk in.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-05-2018 21:01
Does anyone want to join my javelin club?
I’m just throwing it out there.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 13-05-2018 14:08
My son is three years old and yesterday I took him shopping. When we got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket. Now, I didn't buy it and he certainly didn't buy it, so I marched him straight back to the shopping centre and let him loose in the jewellers.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 13-05-2018 14:16
I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model of a horse for my birthday next month.
I've just found a big piece of it hidden in her bedside drawer.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-05-2018 22:05
My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn't help but admire it.
"Nice car," I said as he got out.
"Well," he said, noticing my admiring looks. "Work hard, put the hours in, and this time next year I'll have an even better one!"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-05-2018 10:31
I was having sex with a woman when her husband came home early.
She told me to use the back door and I’d have to be quick...
In hindsight I should have just left, but it’s not every day you get an offer like that!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-05-2018 10:40
My wife left a note on the fridge, "It's not working. I can't take it anymore, I'm going to my mums house!" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold. What is she talking about?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-05-2018 10:44
I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog shit.
A minute later, some guy did exactly the same.
I said to him, "I just did that!"
So he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastard!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-05-2018 21:55
Prince Harry says he doesn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding.
Prince Phillip says he doesn't give a fuck, he's still going!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-05-2018 22:06
My brother was so mean when I was a child.
He used to glue the pages of his porn magazines together so I couldn't look at them.
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