RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-06-2018 16:37
BREAKING: Earthquake in Hull has just caused £5m worth of improvements.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 11-06-2018 09:41
I gave my wife £200 and told her to go out on Thursday and leave me in peace to watch the World Cup. "I won't need that much," she laughed. "You will," I said. "It's got to last you five weeks."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 11-06-2018 10:29
Harry Kane and the England team visited an orphanage in Russia yesterday. "It's heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope" said Sergei, aged 5.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-06-2018 21:53
Just back from holiday in Thailand & I came close to shagging a ladyboy!
Looked like a lady, walked & talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.
It was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car in the garage first time I thought to myself "Hang on a fucking minute..."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 13-06-2018 09:53
Yesterday, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently 'in 4K' wasn't the correct answer.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 17-06-2018 15:15
My wife says i have to stop quoting Meatloaf.
But I won't do that.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-06-2018 09:38
Got pulled over by the police last night. He said, "Sir do you know your car was swerving all over the road?"
I replied, "Sorry officer but I've drunk ten pints up the pub and feel a bit pissed."
He said, "That's no excuse to let your wife drive!"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-06-2018 10:26
My wife says she’s leaving me as she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy.
What fucking planet is she on?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 21-06-2018 19:49
I was telling a gorgeous woman in the coffee shop that I'd recently lost my wife.
She put her arms around me, cuddled my head on her breast and said, "It'll be alright."
"No, it won't," I replied, "She'll find me soon."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-06-2018 18:47
Husband: I think I’m having a heart attack.
Wife: Ok darling, give me your password to your phone n I’ll call an ambulance.
Husband: Never mind. I’m feeling better!!
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