RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-06-2018 19:24
My Wife was concerned about me suffering from erectile dysfunction.
We both had different ideas as to what the problem was: She bought me some Viagra; And I've bought her a treadmill.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-06-2018 19:30
My porn star mate recently passed away.
As a mark of respect we scattered his ashes over his wife's face.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-06-2018 19:32
My mate's Transgender...
He used to be a dick, now he's a complete cunt.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-06-2018 19:35
A man and a woman are getting ready for a party...
Woman: Does this dress make me look fat?
Man: Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?
Woman: Yes, I promise.
Man: I fucked your sister.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-06-2018 19:36
Thought of the day: Do female pilots sit in Cuntpits?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-06-2018 13:07
My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate.
I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-06-2018 18:20
My lad came up to me this afternoon.
"Daddy, what's Viagra?"
"Well," I told him, "it's a pill that I have to take because Mummy's getting old"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 25-06-2018 09:46
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 26-06-2018 21:40
My mother in law called me lazy when she came to my house today, but on the plus side she took down the Christmas tree.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-06-2018 09:57
I lost my job at the garden centre today.
My boss brought this big lad over to me and said “He needs decking."
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