RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-06-2018 22:18
At the supermarket the checkout girl asked me if I had a bag for life.
I said "Yes, but she prefers the term wife."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-06-2018 22:20
I like to wear my glasses when I'm having sex.
That way my eyes are protected from the pepper spray.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-06-2018 23:13
The last time Germany were knocked out of the World Cup at the group stage was in 1938.
Lets hope they dont take it as badly this time!
RE: Jokes - MikeGee - 29-06-2018 10:03
I've just burnt my Hawaiian Pizza, I must turn the oven down a bit a- loha!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-06-2018 10:14
All my German friends have blocked me since Germany’s exit from the World Cup !
My phone is now completely Hans Free.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-06-2018 11:11
Have you heard the band 999 mb?
You probably havent as they havent got a gig yet.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-06-2018 11:53
Spain completed 850 passes in their world cup game the other night.
The only way England could equal that is if we put Harry kane on mastermind.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 30-06-2018 07:59
It really is scorching this weather!
Ive just seen a Goth take off his coat!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 30-06-2018 08:00
The inventor of the throat lozenges has died today.
They'll be no coffin at his funeral.
RE: Jokes - MikeGee - 16-07-2018 05:02
Me and the wife stopped at the motorway services recently for some breakfast. We got two fry ups, two coffees and two jam doughnuts. I got to the cashier and I said, "I'm sorry, love, but I only have a £50 note." "That's okay," she said, "just put the doughnuts back."
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