RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 08-09-2018 17:25
My friend donates a kidney to the hospital, and he's treated like some hero.
I donate five kidneys and I get arrested...
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 08-09-2018 17:26
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.
But apparently, it just changes the colour of the baby.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 08-09-2018 17:30
Fucking women... Wife has an Ann Summers party. They’re all playing around with dildos, beads and clit-ticklers. Apparently, I’m the weirdo for sitting there having a wank!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 08-09-2018 17:32
My new girlfriend really hates it when I use the words "dick head" and "twat".
So I've promised to make a real effort to learn her kids real names.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 09-09-2018 10:52
I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot.
If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-09-2018 22:08
I gave myself a prostate exam earlier.
That's the last time I buy toilet roll from Lidl.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-09-2018 22:11
My stoner friend used a page of my agenda notebook to roll up his joint.
He is now high on my list of priorities.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-09-2018 13:42
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...
But his brother Frank was a monster.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-09-2018 13:46
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.”
“Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 16-09-2018 17:45
The woman next to me on the roller coaster just wouldn't stop screaming!!
It's like she's never seen a penis before!
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