RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 16-09-2018 17:46
I've been a bit depressed lately.
Only last week I noticed that I have a grey pubic hair. But I stayed calm about it. I didn't freak out...
Unlike the other miserable bastards in the lift!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 17-09-2018 11:20
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 17-09-2018 11:28
I gave my girlfriend an orgasm last night.
The ungrateful bitch spat it out.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-09-2018 10:29
Saw my ex today. One thing led to another and we ended up having sex.
Police were pissed off though, I was only supposed to identify the body...
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-09-2018 10:30
Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died.
It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-09-2018 11:17
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
RE: Jokes - The Goatman - 18-09-2018 12:05
A woman runs into a police station screaming help! Help! I just been graped
The policeman say do you mean raped ?
She says no there was a bunch of them
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-09-2018 09:40
My wife crashed her car this morning.
When the police came, she said the guy involved was on his mobile and eating a pie at the time.
The police advised her the guy was entitled to do what he wanted in his own conservatory.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 20-09-2018 09:38
I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids. But, when I got home, they were still there.
RE: Jokes - The Goatman - 20-09-2018 10:14
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working ?
You slap her on the arse and tell her to get back to work
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