RE: Jokes - The Goatman - 20-09-2018 10:17
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a spot?
A spot will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
RE: Jokes - GMach1 - 20-09-2018 11:41
Tommy Cooper joke.
I was upstairs with the wife the other day in the attic, dirty, smelly and covered in cobwebs, but she's good with the kids.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 20-09-2018 22:05
I spent last night defrosting the fridge.
Or foreplay as she likes to call it.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 20-09-2018 22:06
The other day I suggested that my uptight girlfriend should try masturbating with fruit.
She went fucking bananas.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 21-09-2018 11:35
The wife was trying to be sexy for me last night...
When I went upstairs she was lying naked sucking a lollypop, then she stuck it up her vagina.
I said "be careful with that love, you will need it for getting the kids across the road tomorrow."
RE: Jokes - Foggy Mainwaring - 21-09-2018 20:05
Every time my wife can't complete a jigsaw puzzle, she goes to pieces
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 21-09-2018 22:21
All men marry nymphomaniacs.
Then after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.
RE: Jokes - GMach1 - 21-09-2018 23:53
Old Les Dawson(comedian of the 80's) joke
"I wouldn't say the mother-in-law was frightening but when the mice found out she was coming to stay they threw themselves on the traps!"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-09-2018 20:04
Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks?
They warsaw.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-09-2018 18:09
So the bloke asked me if i was drunk....i said yes. That was the shortest job interview I've ever had.
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