RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 29-09-2018 00:20
Sat at my desk eating junk food from the staff room vending machine & watching people jogging passed outside & it has inspired me to get up...
& close the office blinds.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 30-09-2018 10:25
I was in a relationship with a blind girl, it was rewarding and challenging.
The Challenging bit was getting her husband's voice right.
RE: Jokes - GMach1 - 30-09-2018 15:10
She was only the printer's daughter, but she wasn't my type
RE: Jokes - Foggy Mainwaring - 30-09-2018 16:08
(30-09-2018 15:10 )GreenMachine Wrote: She was only the printer's daughter, but she wasn't my type 
There used to be tons of them "She was only the" jokes in days gone by GreenMachine; time for a revival.
She was only the tobacconists daughter, but she was the best shag you could get.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 30-09-2018 18:08
She was only a fishmonger's daughter, but she lay on a slab and said 'fillet'. - Les Dawson
RE: Jokes - Foggy Mainwaring - 30-09-2018 20:23
I'm thinking of changing my optician as I don't see eye to eye with my current one.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-10-2018 21:50
I had sex for 3 hours last night...
We role-played as doctor and patient, and I was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 58 minutes.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-10-2018 21:51
I started my new job as a bingo caller last night and halfway through calling the numbers I farted.
My boss rushed over, "Don't do that again."
"Sorry," I said, "It must be the nerves."
"That's fine but there was no need to hold the microphone to your arse."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 02-10-2018 10:04
I’ve just had 40 winks on the train… I knew I shouldn’t have worn this pink t-shirt.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 02-10-2018 21:45
Me and the wife are into that S&M.
She sleeps whilst I masturbate.
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