RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-10-2018 09:43
My dentist informed me today that I need a crown.
Finally, someone who understands me.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 03-10-2018 11:10
My new girlfriend is so needy...
She keeps making demands like, "Untie me! Tell me who you are!"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-10-2018 10:41
Why did Buddha start pulling coins out of his arse?
Because change comes from within.
RE: Jokes - Foggy Mainwaring - 04-10-2018 18:47
What's the difference between Quasimodo and Jose Mourinho?
Quasimodo had the hump from birth
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-10-2018 23:02
If laziness was an Olympic sport. I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
RE: Jokes - Foggy Mainwaring - 05-10-2018 16:17
(04-10-2018 23:02 )Cheesy Grin Wrote: If laziness was an Olympic sport. I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Thee's not lazy in the joke production dept Cheesy Grin, don't know where you get 'em from.
Hast tho a job in the Christmas Cracker factory.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-10-2018 15:06
“Give it to me now!” She yelled “I’m so wet!” She can scream all she wants, she’s not getting my fucking umbrella.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 07-10-2018 23:05
The wife was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon & eggs when I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in I found her collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for just £3.99.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 08-10-2018 21:59
My boss just appointed me as his sexual consultant.
His exact words were, “When I want your fucking advice, I’ll ask for it.”
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-10-2018 10:14
My wife is furious at me for throwing a snowball at my son.
On top of it, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.
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