RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 13-11-2018 22:16
I used to work in a calendar factory.
I was sacked because I kept taking days off.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 13-11-2018 22:19
I saw an ad in the local newsagents window.
Tv for sale, £1
Volume stuck on maximum.
I thought I can't turn that down.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 15-11-2018 12:50
Teenage boy walks into a sperm bank.
Nurse. Please find a cubicle and a magazine , then can you mastabate in the cup.
Teenage boy. The cup ? I'm quite good but I don't know if I'm tournament standard.
RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 16-11-2018 16:34
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 18-11-2018 12:47
What do you call an artist with a smelly brown finger - Piccasshole.
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 18-11-2018 12:51
I thought I'd surprise the girlfriend yesterday & bought her a bunch of flowers to which she turned to me & said "Huh,I suppose I better open my legs for them!" to which I replied "They'd look much better in a vase!".
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-11-2018 15:56
"Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with "once upon a time"?" "No", I replied. "There are a whole series of fairy tales that begin with "If elected, I promise...""
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-11-2018 15:58
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-11-2018 15:59
I love how babies always look drunk.
Even after only one beer.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-11-2018 16:01
I asked 100 girls what shampoo they prefer to use while taking a shower... They all replied, "How did you get in here?"
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