RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-11-2018 16:02
I slept like a baby last night...
I spent half the night crying and then shit myself.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-11-2018 16:04
My ex texted me, “Wish you were here.”
She does that every time she walks through a cemetery.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 19-11-2018 14:02
Dating is a lot like fishing... Sure, there's lots of fish in the ocean, but until I catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 19-11-2018 14:26
Ad in the newsagents window
Yodelling classes 7.30 tonight
Please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 20-11-2018 12:48
I just took my calculator apart..... It's what's inside that counts
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 20-11-2018 14:54
Doctor....."How often do you exercise?"
Me....."3 Times"
Doctor....."A week? A Month?"
Me....."I have given my answer!"
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 20-11-2018 19:30
The family of World famous inventor Whitcomb L Judson who invented the zip have announced that Whitcomb is to receive a posthumous peerage.His family announced they want him to be known as 'Lord of the Flies'.
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 20-11-2018 19:48
A man walks into a take-away & looks up at the menu which has 'Hot-Dogs £2, cheese-burgers £3,kebabs £4 & hand-jobs £5' to which the man turns to the female assistant working behind the counter & asks her "are you the one that gives hand-jobs?".The assistant gives a sly wink & pout & says "yes I do" to which the man replies "well wash your hands you dirty cow as I want a cheese-burger!".
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 20-11-2018 23:00
My grief counsellor died the other day...
But he was so good I didn’t give a shit.
RE: Jokes - kelly1066 - 22-11-2018 14:33
If you're feeling cold this winter, then go stand in the corner.... They're usually ninety degrees!
Our zoo only has one dog.... It's a Shih Tsu!
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