RE: Jokes - circles_o_o_o - 01-12-2018 15:00
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RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-12-2018 16:37
Turns out the Canary Islands do not have canaries.
Same thing with the Virgin Islands. No canaries.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-12-2018 16:46
Shout out to my Grandma.
That's the only way she can hear.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-12-2018 11:16
I got a phone call from my son's music school today.
"Hi, this is Billy’s music teacher calling."
"Oh, hi," I replied.
"I just wanted to let you know, looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!"
"Really? Ama-"
"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-12-2018 11:17
No Nut November was pretty tough. Now I can finally eat nuts again, thank God I had masturbation to keep my mind off of the sweet little bastards.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-12-2018 12:32
I've just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody!
I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.
RE: Jokes - kelly1066 - 05-12-2018 17:28
Apologies if I've pinched these from here or any member here.... But found them in a doc & thought too good to not post.
"IF YOU WERE MAROONED ON A DESERT ISLAND," ASKED THE DJ, "WHAT RECORD WOULD YOU WANT?"
- THE RECORD FOR SWIMMING THE FARTHEST.
MY WIFE IS LEAVING ME BECAUSE OF MY OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN SITCOMS.
- HAPPY DAYS!
IF YOU'RE GOING TO HIDE A BODY, DON'T PUT IT UNDER A WHITE TENT.
- THE POLICE ALWAYS SEEM TO LOOK THERE FIRST.
CAN'T BELIEVE DAVID HASSELHOFF HAS CHANGED HIS NAME TO THE HOFF.
- SUPPOSE IT WAS TOO MUCH HASSEL?
HAD MY FIRST CAGE FIGHT LAST NIGHT.
- THE BUDGIE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.
WHERE DOES KYLIE MINOGUE BUY HER KEBABS FROM?
- THE JASON DONNA-VAN!
TWO FISH IN A TANK; ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER - "HOW DO WE START THIS THING?"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-12-2018 23:00
I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean one thing.
She's doing the washing.
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 05-12-2018 23:08
Where would we be without sat navs ?
I couldn't afford an en suite bathroom so i bought some plastic sheets.
If anything it's even more convenient.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 09-12-2018 13:00
Two tampons are walking past each other, which one says "hi", first.
Neither, they're both stuck up cunts.
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