RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-01-2019 12:00
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-01-2019 12:01
My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she had just ironed.
I watched it all unfold.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-01-2019 12:02
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.
My girlfriend insists that it says 'dyslexia' but what does she know.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-01-2019 12:05
RE: Jokes - kelly1066 - 04-01-2019 15:32
It's a shame that Bob Monkhouse is dead...
Cause I'd know where to send him to get his stolen joke books back for sure!!
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 04-01-2019 20:54
Why do ant's never get ill ? - Because they have antybodies.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-01-2019 23:23
Just found out one of my mates works as a mime artist.......He kept that quiet!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-01-2019 23:37
New Year resolution going well, no chocolate.
Not even thinking about it.
The word is not even in my vocadbury...
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-01-2019 16:57
My Christmas tree looks like Amy Winehouse, it's in the living room, dead and surrounded by old needles.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-01-2019 16:17
I just found out my wife has a twin.
I saw her on Tinder.
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