RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-01-2019 17:13
Two cows in a field on a cold winter's night.
One cow says to the other, "I don't know about you but I'm fresian"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-01-2019 17:15
For my next trick, I intend to eat a percussion instrument in a sandwich.
Drum roll please...
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 06-01-2019 18:07
(06-01-2019 17:15 )Cheesy Grin Wrote: For my next trick, I intend to eat a percussion instrument in a sandwich.
Drum roll please...
Badum tish!
Are you here all week?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-01-2019 20:17
My landlord wants to talk to me about my high heating bills every month.
I said, “Sure. My door is always open.”
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 07-01-2019 17:57
Stood behind Adam Ant at the local ice cream van yesterday. He ordered a standard vanilla.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 07-01-2019 17:58
Did you hear about the sex-mad Welsh farmer?
He died in his sheep.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 07-01-2019 18:02
“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 07-01-2019 18:05
A man arrives at a fancy dress party wearing a pair of Y-fronts and nothing else.
"What are you meant to be?"
"Premature Ejaculation..."
"Premature Ejaculation?..."
"Yeah, I've come in me pants..."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 09-01-2019 11:20
I was complaining to my wife about our nonexistent sex life.
Zero fucks were given.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 09-01-2019 11:29
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers... so I did.
She's 25, and her name's Tiffany.
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