RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 09-01-2019 23:48
(09-01-2019 23:41 )Jack the Nipper Wrote: I went into Primark earlier today to buy a pair of camouflage trousers but couldn't find any.
Keep em coming....
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 10-01-2019 10:48
Thought I saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre today...
Although I’m not entirely sure it was him, he had his back to the fuscia.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 10-01-2019 10:49
My wife left me because she said all I ever think about is football.
I’m gutted, we’d been together for nearly three seasons.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 10-01-2019 10:56
How can you tell if a woman is wearing tights?
When she farts her ankles swell up...
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 10-01-2019 11:00
I asked my mother for the money to do a bungee jump...her response was “son, you came into this world because of a broken rubber, I don’t want you leaving the same way”
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 10-01-2019 11:03
I walked past the fridge the other night and thought I could hear an onion singing a Bee Gees song.
Turns out it was just the chives talking..
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-01-2019 11:49
In the betting shop today my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named Landfill.
It was a rubbish tip!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-01-2019 11:50
Traffic Update:
A Vicks Vaporub lorry has overturned on the motorway.
Police have confirmed that there will be no congestion for 8 hours!
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 10-01-2019 18:15
I’m thinking about starting my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum...
Just need a bit of help getting it off the ground.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 10-01-2019 18:16
Which Spice Girl can carry the most water?
Geri can of course.
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