RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 11-01-2019 23:08
I just found out that 'Aarrgghh' is not a real word.
I can't even tell you how angry I am!
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 11-01-2019 23:09
On their wedding night, the groom gave a venereal disease to his new bride.
They lived herpely ever after.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 11-01-2019 23:10
Why did the polygamist cross the aisle?
To get to the other bride!
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 11-01-2019 23:11
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You barium.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 12-01-2019 13:18
Why did they only drink green tea in the Soviet Union?
Because all proper tea is theft...
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 12-01-2019 13:22
I was going to do a joke about the clitoris but I hear that can be quite sensitive to a lot of people.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 12-01-2019 13:23
Just watched a documentary on marijuana. That’s how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on..
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 12-01-2019 13:28
So, this week I went on a Tantric Comedy workshop..
Bad news for you lot.
I can keep this joke going for a few hours before delivering the climactic punchline..........aaaaannd brreeeeaaaathe....
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 12-01-2019 13:30
I wrote a song today about a tortilla..
Well it was more of a rap.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 12-01-2019 13:32
Waiting to use the cash point earlier, some fella stood on one leg, apparently doing nothing with the buttons for ages. I asked him what he’s doing, he said he was just checking his balance.....
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