RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-01-2019 11:43
My grave digger colleague is off sick so I had to fill in for him.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-01-2019 11:45
Midgets.....No matter how hard they work,they still struggle to put food on the table.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-01-2019 11:52
I've just had lunch with a chess champion, it took him 20 minutes to pass me the salt and pepper.
RE: Jokes - Skyline - 14-01-2019 12:15
What's the difference between a Pick-Pocket and a Peeping Tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 14-01-2019 12:19
(14-01-2019 12:15 )Skyline Wrote: What's the difference between a Pick-Pocket and a Peeping Tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 14-01-2019 20:18
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner of Ebay the other day.All it was doing was gathering dust.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-01-2019 22:52
I spent half an hour trying to take off my girlfriends bra. I gave up in the end. I wish I never tried it on in the first place.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-01-2019 11:20
I have a posh friend who has a butler who's left arm is missing. Serves him right.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-01-2019 12:27
My son is at that age when he's started asking those awkward questions, like
"Dad, why is Mum such a moody bastard?"
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 15-01-2019 19:26
Don't you just hate it when someone answers their own questions because I know I do.
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