RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 15-01-2019 19:49
I got a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids but when I got home they were still there.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 15-01-2019 19:50
Following the madness of the festive season, Santa's Little Helpers often suffer from exhaustion ,stress, burn out, self-esteem issues and existential crisis.
So this year, Santa is showing his caring and supportive side by giving them resources to strengthen and recharge emotionally and spiritually.
First up is his Elf Help book....
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 15-01-2019 19:52
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-01-2019 22:45
"Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains." "That's the least of your worries. You're HIV positive."
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 15-01-2019 23:52
What's the difference between a oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer ?
The taste.
RE: Jokes - SOCATOA - 16-01-2019 03:58
This one is a cracker ------------ Theresa May               
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 16-01-2019 10:20
I’m developing a phobia of German sausages.
I fear the wurst...
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 16-01-2019 10:22
I saw a man in the supermarket earlier who reminded me of Michael Jackson.
He came up to me and said “Don’t forget about Michael Jackson”
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 16-01-2019 10:23
My wife is always stealing my T shirts and sweaters.
But if I take one of her dresses then suddenly it’s “we need to talk”...
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 16-01-2019 11:55
I walked into a pub with my wife. The Landlord said "Would you like a beer for your wife?"
I said "That sounds like a fair swap"
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