Emmaspuppy Wrote:Oh my God, how embarrassing last night...

As you can see from Gaz' great photo above, Stevie looked awesome last night and so I couldn't resist cracking one off while watching her.
However, I was really knackered from jogging earlier in the evening, desperate for sleep so I sort of persiveered and just wanted to finish off and get some shut eye. Stevie's 40 minute stint expired just as I was about to finish off and she was replaced by a girl who did nothing for me.
This prompted me to switch over to Elite and the sight of TJ sucking on Emily's nipples had me finally giving into calling up and using the last of my phone credit.
TJ launched into a sexy story as i was already on the brink of erm... ya know??? And I'd even had to hold it off during the menu intro so I was gagging for it.
Well, no sooner did TJ start her story, that I finished mine so to speak and instead of just hanging up as though I'd no credit, I rather gentlemanly said, 'Thanks for that TJ, it was great.' I'd hung up after she laughingly said, 'Erm... you're welcome.'
Well, I'm pretty good at lip reading and I could see that TJ was mad laughing while telling the camera man that her last caller lasted under a minute.
Proud man that I am, I was almost tempted to ring back and explain I'd been w**king over Stevie for 40 minutes already and i only tuned in to her while I finished off, but decided that might be mildly insulting, lol.
As i reached to turn off the TV, TJ then came on the mic and told EVERYONE!!!!
And with that, my humiliation was complete and total :-S

It was like one of those Doctor Pepper adverts..... 'Go on, what's the worst that can happen?'
Stevie is a total babe, but next time, I think I'll tune in at a reasonabe hour and go to bed early with my dignity intact, ha ha!