RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 25-01-2019 18:33
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. So last night I decided to try anal.
I must have been good as she kept yelling 9 over and over again.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 25-01-2019 18:36
After sex last night, my new girlfriend snuggled up to me and said “You know, you are the biggest by far I’ve ever had”
Apparently “Ditto” is not the right response.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 25-01-2019 18:41
Friend of mine paid £30,000 for a sex change. Left him without a sausage.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 26-01-2019 00:03
My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she said in her diary.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 26-01-2019 00:07
I recently became addicted to Viagra.
My wife has taken it really hard.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 26-01-2019 11:13
My mate says his girlfriend lets him lick strawberry preserve off her clitoris.
Jammy cunt.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 26-01-2019 11:17
It only takes a second to show someone what you think of them
The police call it indecent exposure...
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 26-01-2019 11:19
An Indian man was arrested earlier today for beating his wife.
Chinda Gudanproper said he was innocent.
RE: Jokes - lovebabes56 - 26-01-2019 12:09
Trump's wife is filing for divorce..
The reason is because he spends more time in the bathroom than she does
RE: Jokes - lovebabes56 - 26-01-2019 12:13
Police have closed the A1 near Leicester after a collision between a lorry carrying biscuits and lorry carrying jam
police say there is a 1 mile Jammy dodger
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