RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 26-01-2019 21:33
Due to extensive research scientists have discovered the diarrhea is in fact hereditary.
- Apparently it runs in the genes.
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 26-01-2019 21:37
I was in my local library earlier today & I stumbled across a book 'The History of Glue Making'. - No matter how hard I tried I just couldn't put it down.
RE: Jokes - southsidestu - 26-01-2019 21:39
I saw a Chameleon today, guess it must of been a pretty shitty Chameleon
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-01-2019 00:45
I slept through the alarm this morning, good thing it was only a small fire.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-01-2019 00:46
Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?.....He was too far out, man.
RE: Jokes - GMach1 - 27-01-2019 01:24
Did you hear about the Shakespeare wannabe-he just went from bard to verse!
RE: Jokes - lovebabes56 - 27-01-2019 08:33
(27-01-2019 01:24 )GreenMachine Wrote: Did you hear about the Shakespeare wannabe-he just went from bard to verse!
That was likely down to him knowing Much Ado About Nothing!! BOOM BOOM!
He's dead you y'know Shakespeare didn't know he'd been ill!!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-01-2019 14:29
“How old are you, grandad?” *old man puffs on pipe. Stares wistfully out of the window* “Well, I remember a time when it wasn’t fucking January.”
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 27-01-2019 15:04
I tried again to force feed my child.
My wife rudely interrupted again shouting “For the last fucking time, you are NOT a Jedi, use a fucking spoon!”.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 27-01-2019 15:06
I tried to be polite by holding a door open for a woman, but she kept screaming “I am trying to have a piss now fuck off”
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