RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 13-11-2009 18:01
Whilst clicking the 'QUIT' button on a program, I was issued with the following message:
"Are you sure you want to quit? Hit the 'CONTINUE' button to quit or the 'QUIT' button to continue."
I'll assume this program was designed by an American.
I Love Americans Really
RE: Jokes - black knight - 13-11-2009 18:04
the teacher tells her class to make a sentence using the word dough.jane raises her hand and says"it italy,they make pizza using dough".mary says"my baby brother makes things with play dough"little matty then says"my mum says dads so useless at shagging she has to use a dill dough"
RE: Jokes - synerd - 13-11-2009 18:04
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
Slippers.
RE: Jokes - newark red - 13-11-2009 20:32
so john and edward are called jedward.
anyone else wish they'd been called peter and rick?
RE: Jokes - asti316 - 14-11-2009 10:50
(13-11-2009 20:32 )newark red Wrote: so john and edward are called jedward.
anyone else wish they'd been called peter and rick?
Russel Howard's hilarious. LOL
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 14-11-2009 16:26
As a boy my Dad used to say, "Don't look into the sun it'll burn your eyes".
It wasn't until I was 18 that I came across page 3.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 14-11-2009 16:27
My Uncle is a professional Counterfeiter
He even has the certificates to prove it.
RE: Jokes - synerd - 14-11-2009 16:32
A boy comes home from school at 7pm. His dad asks "where were you?"
"i was revising with Jessica" the boy replies. He takes a snack off the dining table and says "yum these fishcakes are lovely",
to which his dad says " wash your hands son, their fucking donuts".
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 14-11-2009 16:40
Why does Cherie Blair have such a large handbag?
To carry her toothbrush.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 14-11-2009 17:02
i was meeting a friend in a bar and as i went in,i noticed two pretty girls looking at me"nine" i heard one whisper as i passed by.feeling pleased with myself,i swaggered over to my mate and said those girls just rated me a nine out of ten."i dont want to ruin it for you"he said."but when i walked in they were speaking german"
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