RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-02-2019 21:01
the best ellipsis website I've found is W-W-W-dot-...dotdotdot...-dot-com...
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-02-2019 21:03
Arnold Schwarzenegger just punched me in the face because I said I didn't like The Terminator...
"eye'll be black"
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-02-2019 21:04
A Haiku...
Pigeon says hello
no, really, think about it
this is just a pun
"hi, coo..."
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-02-2019 21:05
I've just bought so many clothes that are easy to see that I'm now in a lot of debt
they were High Visa Bill jackets...
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-02-2019 21:06
a recent survey showed a large percentage of businesses in America are based in St. Louis
proving that Missouri loves companies
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-02-2019 21:09
I recently became the mother of the mother of a deer like animal
but I wish to remain a nana moose
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-02-2019 21:11
apparently, people who refuse to learn sign language could be sentenced to deaf...
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 09-02-2019 21:23
My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 09-02-2019 21:29
Just saw a documentary on shipbuilding and how ships are kept together.
Riveting.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 09-02-2019 21:30
A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here."
The guy responds "This is just the tip of the iceberg."
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