RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 12-02-2019 19:28
Stood outside the shop 2am in the morning when a Police car pulls up. Copper leans out and says "on your way, you're loitering" I told him though "Shopkeeper told me to mind that dogshit and he hasn't come back yet"
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 12-02-2019 19:30
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 12-02-2019 22:12
What did one saggy boob say to the other - If we don't get some support soon & sink any lower people are gonna start mistaking us for a couple of nuts.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 12-02-2019 22:38
My kids have been throwing scrabble tiles at each other again.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 13-02-2019 12:44
I decided to ring up BT & complain about all the nuisance calls I've been getting.The BT operative replied "not you again!".
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 13-02-2019 23:03
Went to the doctors today about a little problem downstairs. After I stripped off he immediately mentioned that my genitalia was perfectly shaped like a saxophone.
I mentioned that it was a family trait that we all had genitalia shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said “In all my 25 years as a GP, I’ve never seen anything like yours, however I do seem to recall a lady coming in a couple of years ago whose vagina was shaped like a mouth organ”.
“Yeah” I said, “that’ll be our Monica”.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 13-02-2019 23:33
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-02-2019 10:55
For the past 20 years, I've had a Valentines card from a secret admirer. I was sad I didn't get one this year! First my gran dies, now this!
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 14-02-2019 13:11
There was a terrible story on the 10 o'clock news last night about a man getting run over by a steam-train whilst he attempted to cross a railway track.Paramedics later confirmed that although the man unfortunately died he was apparently chuffed to bits.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 15-02-2019 11:09
My German Shepherd loves eating garlic.
His bark is worse than his bite..
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