RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 21-02-2019 00:19
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 21-02-2019 23:50
I bumped into one of my old classmates the other day, thinning hair, beer belly, grey moustache. She's really let herself go!
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 22-02-2019 10:31
If I can give you one piece of advice from my life, it would be never ever date a tennis player.
I don’t know why but love means nothing to them...
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 22-02-2019 21:27
The stunner next door just came round complaining about items going missing from her washing line and threatened to call the police.
I nearly shit her pants.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-02-2019 13:46
I hate autocorrect, it always makes me saying things I didn’t Nintendo!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-02-2019 22:09
When me and my mates go out on the pull, I'm known as 'The Cat'...
I'm not sleek and stealthy or anything, it's just that the birds scatter when they see me...!!
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 23-02-2019 23:10
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day.
Anal sex makes your hole weak.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 23-02-2019 23:11
Just been looking for a house with period features.
Although to be fair to my girlfriend, she really hates that nickname.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-02-2019 17:53
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 24-02-2019 19:18
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