RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 25-03-2019 22:04
Just bought myself a luxury first aid kit
Thought I’d treat myself...
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 25-03-2019 22:06
Monday - Greg
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday - Ian
Sunday - Greg
That’s the Gregorian calendar
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 27-03-2019 01:00
Boy George after seeing [insert someone funny here]:
"Hahahahahahaha, comedian
You comical, you comical
Laughing is easy since your jokes were like my dreams
bad, old, and green, just like our queen"
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 27-03-2019 12:27
I remember fondly when I was a youngster my dad gave me a lecture about 'being able to stand up for myself' & in certain situations 'I should fight fire with fire'.It probably explains why he was sacked on his first day as a Fireman.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 27-03-2019 13:32
I got fired from my job at Pepsi after I tested positive for Coke.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 27-03-2019 13:33
Bought my mate an elephant for his room.
He said ‘Thanks’
I said ‘don’t mention it’...
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 27-03-2019 13:34
My girlfriend has her own taser...
She’s a real stunner.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 04-04-2019 13:14
met a woman in my garden, right by my door, I said "what's your name?"
she said, "Patty, yo"
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 06-04-2019 13:11
Why can’t you trick an unemployed jester?
Because he’s nobody’s fool.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 06-04-2019 13:13
My sex life is like my debit card..
I used to slide it into the slot, press all the right buttons and get what I needed
Now it’s all contactless...
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