RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 16-04-2019 10:11
I often imagine the camera-derie amongst photographers is good thing to focus on to see what develops
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 20-04-2019 18:05
What do you get if you sit on a barbecue? Hot cross buns.
What goes well with chocolate eggs? Chocolate bacon!
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 20-04-2019 22:40
people from America are always expecting me to reply to their phone messages, I think they're from Text-us...
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 22-04-2019 10:31
[greetings card]
(front cover)
"hope you die"
(inside)
"To Mr Bond
with love, from Russia"
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 23-04-2019 18:52
To think that 10-15 years ago cosmetic surgery was very much frowned upon & was a taboo subject.Now everybody including celebrities freely admit to having Botox no-one even raises an eyebrow.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 26-04-2019 22:18
I went into a hairdressers in Newcastle upon Tyne and asked for a perm. 'Ah wondered lernly as a clood' was the response.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 26-04-2019 22:22
A woman runs into a hospital and asks a doctor "My husband was rushed into hospital with a violent spasm in his bum, where is he?"
The doctor replied "ICU baby, shaking that ass".
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 26-04-2019 22:23
The inventor of smutty innuendo has died.
His wife is taking it really hard.
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 27-04-2019 22:11
Since I was a child I've always had a massive phobia of elevators.I've always taken steps to try & avoid them.
RE: Jokes - Jack the Nipper - 28-04-2019 13:35
With all the hot weather we've being having I decided to pop down to Wickes & get a ceiling fan for the Living Room.I had to return it a day later after he kept criticizing the hartex finish.
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