RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 04-06-2019 18:54
I got really angry with my car’s GPS today. I even yelled at it to ‘go to hell!’.. 20 minutes later, it brought me to the mother-in-law’s house.
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 04-06-2019 18:55
I’m getting really fed up of people making fun of the obese.
Don’t you think they have enough on their plates already?
RE: Jokes - shankey! - 05-06-2019 18:46
TEACHER "billy if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shot one how many are left ?
BILLY" none the rest would fly away"
TEACHER" no there would be 4,but i like the way you think"
BILLY" i have a question for you miss,there are 3 women eating ice cream cones,ones licking hers ones biting hers and the other one is sucking hers,but which one is married ?"
TEACHER nervously answers "err the one thats sucking hers "?
BILLY "no miss the one with the wedding ring on her finger ,but i like the way you think"
 
RE: Jokes - shankey! - 06-06-2019 19:26
doctors have identified a food that can cause so much grief and suffering years after you have eaten it, ...wedding cake 
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 07-06-2019 02:58
How do footballers stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
Why are mushrooms the star of every party? Because they are the real "Fungis.”
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 07-06-2019 15:26
Why doesn't thunder like lightning? It's too flashy.
What cheese can you lure a bear with? Camembert!
Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money? Because he's always a little short.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 07-06-2019 22:23
I started a new job as a security guard last night. Before he left my boss told me I had to make sure I watched the office all night.
I am on season 2 already but I don't know what it has to do with security.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 07-06-2019 22:24
I always told my dad his pride would be the death of him.
And sure enough, today he was eaten by his favourite lion.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 08-06-2019 19:14
I used to make these amazing fizzy sweets that everyone loved! Then one day I forgot how to make them...
So I went on a refreshers course
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 08-06-2019 19:22
My wife has been mad at me for 3 weeks now because I didn’t open the car door and help her mother out.
I told her I’m sorry but I just panicked and swam for the surface!
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