RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-11-2019 15:03
I just read a book titled “How to Survive Falling Down a Staircase”.
It’s a step by step guide.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 12-11-2019 22:20
If you’re waiting to be served in a restaurant, shouldn’t you be called the waiter?
Interesting, isn’t it, that "take out" refers to food, romantic dating, and assassination.
I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but I guess my plans were foiled.
That awkward moment when your friend told you their dog died, and, without thinking, you say, “Oh no, that must have been ruff…”
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 13-11-2019 12:14
VIDEO
RE: Jokes - Tractor boy - 13-11-2019 22:51
Why are asteroids called asteroids and haemorrhoids called haemorrhoids ?
Surely it should be the other way around ?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 15-11-2019 12:45
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 16-11-2019 22:59
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Peace Prize.
He was outstanding in his field..
(I’ll get my coat)
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 16-11-2019 23:00
My Dad always told me to fight fire with fire, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 18-11-2019 10:46
My girlfriend says I’m tight!
So to prove her wrong we went out for some tea and biscuits
It was quite exciting as she’s never given blood before
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 18-11-2019 12:41
I missed the bus this morning...
I really shouldn’t be so sentimental about public transport..
RE: Jokes - Carl-Gen X - 18-11-2019 12:43
R.I.P boiled water
You will be mist.