RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-12-2019 22:26
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.…
After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand.
Now I’m afraid to pee.
RE: Jokes - gizmo109 - 11-12-2019 22:44
Why did the German Santa Claus not get a mince pie?
Because it was stollen.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 12-12-2019 15:37
(11-12-2019 19:52 )billyboy1963 Wrote: I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop.
It was sole destroying!
Nurse ….. he's escaped again
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-12-2019 19:22
The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am.
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“What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks the police officer.
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“I’m going to a seminar on ‘The harmful effects of alcohol’,” replies the man.
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“Are you pulling my leg or something?!“ says the police officer, „who would hold a seminar like that at this hour?!”
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The man sighs, “my wife.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 12-12-2019 19:26
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 13-12-2019 02:52
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-12-2019 17:04
An elderly farmer had an old bull that lost its usual desire and no longer went near the cows. The farmer called the vet, who prescribed a pill to stimulate the bull’s interest.
A few weeks later, the farmer ran into a friend, who asked, “How’s that bull?”
“Great!” said the farmer. “The bull is back to his former frisky self.”
“That’s fantastic. What miracle drug did the vet prescribe?”
“I don’t know,” said the farmer. “But it tastes like licorice.”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-12-2019 17:07
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 13-12-2019 17:10
What did the buffalo say to his son leaving for school?
Bison.
RE: Jokes - gizmo109 - 13-12-2019 21:26
Granny, are the mince pies going to be long?
Don't be silly dear, you know they're round.
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