RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-12-2019 23:29
Did you hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili?
I guess he liked seasoned professionals.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-12-2019 23:34
How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 24-12-2019 17:37
What does the donkey from Winnie The Pooh do when he's tired?
'Eeyorne
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 24-12-2019 17:38
What does singing and holding an egg have in common?
Carry yolk-y
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 24-12-2019 17:47
Eating your lunch in a children's playground can have its ups and downs, for example, I just had a chicken see-saw salad
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-12-2019 17:59
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-12-2019 23:46
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After two minutes she said all charges were being dropped due to a lack of evidence.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-12-2019 23:49
My wife thinks our sex life is boring and I get distracted too easily …
Well, I guess I’d better get back to it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-12-2019 23:52
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.
So the bartender gives her one.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 25-12-2019 08:37
X-mas jokes
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Ice Crispies
Q. What do penguin waiters say?
A. "Waddle it be?"
Q. Which king is a children's favourite at Christmas?
A. A stocking!
Q. Why do rude people always lose at Scrabble?
A. Because they don't mind their Ps and Qs.
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