Back in detention once more,
Teacher caught me talking in class again,
So now I've been sent to headmistress Mellie D,
And she'll punish me with her...

Cane, pump or wooden ruler,
She knows which to use for the best,
But all the time she's telling me off,
I just keep looking at her...

Chest of draws in the corner,
Right behind her chair,
And her body in that uniform,
I really wished she was...

Bare bottom over her desk,
She gives me two dozen hits,
And all the time to forget the pain,
I keep thinking about her...

Tits nearly time to end this verse,
Before she canes me any more,
She hopes it will be my last detention,
But my only response is...

Cor! what a beautiful face,
And a lovely smile,
The thought of detention with you again,
Will mean me causing trouble for quite a...

While I wish I could carry on,
I've really got some studying to do,
Of a Stunning lady in her office,
And Mellie that just happens to be YOU...