RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-12-2019 21:04
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 27-12-2019 23:10
I had a wank over my ex girlfriend last night...
Listen I know its wrong but I had a spare key and she's a deep sleeper!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-12-2019 16:44
What is hairy on the outside, but soft and wet on the inside, starts with the letter ''C'' and ends with the letter ''T''?
Coconut.
RE: Jokes - HLO - 28-12-2019 16:45
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-12-2019 16:46
A blonde goes to an international call center to call her mother. When the man tells her it will be £300, she exclaims, “I don’t have that kind of money, but I’ll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother.”
He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back room. He unzips his pants and takes out his penis.
The blonde gets on her knees, brings it toward her mouth and says, “Hello? Mom?”
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 28-12-2019 16:48
What do you call a one-man quickie?
A yankee.
RE: Jokes - HLO - 28-12-2019 17:20
Which city is the friendliest in China?
Shang-hi
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-12-2019 15:51
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-12-2019 15:54
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-12-2019 15:58
Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
He pasta way.
|